Un-pleasantly Plump and Pregnant
Things are a bit bumpier at the moment. Near back to back pregnancies have done nothing for my figure. I can't pass a mirror naked without shuddering with disgust.
Those women who gain 8 lbs throughout pregnancy and only in their belly?
I hate them.
I'm can't even think about what my c-section scar is going to look like with its third layer of scar tissue.
My one saving grace is that this baby? Yeah, my last. I will never make a penis and I'm okay with that. After I'm done breast feeding I can attempt getting back into shape and won't be side swiped with yet another pregnancy.
How do I know this? My husband is having me spayed.
And I'm having him neutered. Just like Bob told me to.
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