Can I get them to go, please?

Sure, would you like some fries with that?

Yeah, the baby thinks that my boobs are detachable. I'm trying to explain to her that she can't take them with her wherever she goes, yet she doesn't quite understand. She is almost 5 months old now, she should be getting these things, don't you think?

What happens is she's distracted. She has a big love affair going on with the world around her and not even her precious can keep her occupied for long. And she loves those milky mama goody goody yummies. She'll be nursing so contently and suddenly the dog barks, or the phone rings and whip goes her head to investigate that familiar noise to find where it's coming from and along with her head....yep, you guessed it... yank goes the teet. All I have to say is thank sweet baby Jesus she doesn't have any teeth yet.

She's also recently started experimenting with her vocal range. I laugh so hard listening to her make all her different sounds. She's loud (for those who know me, surprising, I know) and can be quite demanding at times. But darn it all is she ever cute. I can get so frustrated after a long sleepless night and swear I'll not be swayed by that cute dimpalicious smile of hers but she wins every single time. Can you blame me?